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 Perks of Aging
One-Liners
Silver in the Hair
Prayers for Myers Briggs Types
The Wisdom of Youth
Great Grandma’s Naps
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Perks of Aging
- There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
- In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.
- No one expects you to run, anywhere.
- People call at 9:00 PM and ask, “Did I wake you?”
- People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
- Things you buy now won’t wear out.
- You can eat supper at 4:00 PM.
- You can live without sex but not your glasses.
- You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
- You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
- You quit trying to hold in your stomach no matter who walks into the room.
- You sing along with elevator music.
- Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
- Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
- Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either.
- Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
- You can’t remember where you read this list before.
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