Senior Memories 

Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" 

"Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest memory techniques. It really helped me." 

"Great! What was the name of the clinic?" 

Fred went blank. He thought and thought. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that red flower with the long stem and thorns?" 

"You mean a rose?" 

"Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife. "Rose, what was the name of that clinic?"