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Prayers for Myers Briggs Types 

 

ISTJ: Lord help me to relax about insignificant details beginning tomorrow at 11:41.23 am CST 

ISTP: God help me to consider people's feelings, even if most of them ARE hypersensitive. 

ESTP: God help me to take responsibility for my own actions, even though they're usually NOT my fault. 

ESTJ: God, help me to not try to RUN everything. But, if You need some help, just ask. 

 

ISFJ: Lord, help me to be more laid back and help me to do it EXACTLY right. 

ISFP: Lord, help me to stand up for my rights (if you don't mind my asking). 

ESFP: God help me to take things more seriously, especially parties and dancing. 

ESFJ: God give me patience, and I mean right NOW. 

 

INFJ: Lord, help me not be a perfectionist. (did I spell that correctly?) 

INFP: God, help me to finish everything I sta- 

ENFP: God, help me to keep my mind on one th-Look a bird-ing at a time. 

ENFJ: God, help me to do only what I can and trust you for the rest. Do you mind putting that in writing? 

 

INTJ: Lord, keep me open to others' ideas, WRONG though they may be. 

INTP: Lord, help me be less independent, but let me do it my way. 

ENTP: Lord, help me follow established procedures today. On second thought, I'll settle for a few minutes. 

ENTJ: Lord, help me slow downandnotrushthroughwhatImdoing. 

 

Amen.

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Updated June 25, 2010

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