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20 Oxymorons 

  1. Act naturally 
  2. Resident alien 
  3. Genuine imitation 
  4. Same difference 
  5. Small crowd 
  6. Military Intelligence 
  7. Childproof 
  8. "Now, then ..." 
  9. Synthetic natural gas 
  10. Taped live 
  11. Clearly misunderstood 
  12. Temporary tax increase 
  13. Plastic glasses 
  14. Terribly pleased 
  15. Tight slacks 
  16. Definite maybe 
  17. Twelve-ounce pound cake 
  18. Working vacation 
  19. Exact estimate 
  20. Microsoft Works

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Updated June 25, 2010

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