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 A White Lie Cake
Chronic Illness Humor
Sven and Ole
One Liners
The 12 Warning Signs of Good Health
Seven Wonders
Prayers for Myers-Briggs Types
HI-CA Highway
20 Oxymorons
FAQs About HMOs
Mikey’s Funnies
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One Liners
- How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
- Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.
- Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
- I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
- I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
- She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the June Flower.
- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
- Despite the cost of living, it remains very popular.
- Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
- Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock.
- A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
- On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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